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Pahle Dil Ki Suno Fir Dimaag Se Kaam Lo! Aur Aakhir Me Majbur Hokar . .. .... Wahi Karo Jo Tumhari Bivi Chahati Hai!
Aye Samundar Jarurat Nahin Teri In Laharon Ki; Jindagi Men Tufaan Laane Ke Liye Gharwali Hi Kafi Hai!
Hindustani Nari Sanskaron Wali Hoti Hain Vo Sabke Samne Apne Pati Ko 'Abe Gadhe/A Gadhe' Nahin Kahati Isiliye Kahti Hain "E Ji/ O Ji Sunte Ho"