wali jokes

Ful Gobhi Jaise Muh Wali Ladkiyon Ne Bhi Add Friends Ka Option Lock Kar Rakha Hai
Had Ho Gai Yar Ab To

Shadi Se Pahle Lagai Jane Wali Haldi Ladaki Ke Liye Beuty Cream Aur Ladake Ke Liye First Aid Hoti Hai

Nyunatam Sarkari Vetan Ab Ru 18000 Hoga...
Lagta Hai Iss Diwali Dakiya Bakhshish Lega Nahin Dega

Kaamwali Ko Bakshish Diya;
Clients Ko Gift Diya;
Staff Ko Bonus Diya;
Family Ko Gifts Diya;
Friends Ko Daaru Diya.

Now I know why Diwali is a festival of 'Diyas'!

Alia Bhatt: Agar Tu Bata De Ki Meri Tokri Mein Kya Hai Toh Tokri Ke Aadhe Ande Tere.
Aur Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kitne Hai To 10 Ke 10 Tere.
Aur Agar Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kiske Hain To Ande Dene Wali Murgi Bhi Teri.
Rahul Gandhi: Arey Yaar... Lekin Koi HINT To De De!

Heights of lonliness:
The longer you wait, the hotter you date...
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Lagta Hai Meri Wali Jal Ke Mar Gayi Hai!