Ladaka Aur Ladaki Hath Men Hath Dale Kahin Ja Rahe The Tabhi Ek Bachcha Aaya Aur Ladke Se Bola . .. ... "Bhaiya Kal Wali Didi Jyada Mast Thi!"
Yadi Kaam Ke Hisab Se Bhartiyon Ke Naam Rakhe Jayen To 90% Bhartiyon Ka Naam Hoga Raychand Aur Baki Bache 10% Ke Naam Hukum Chand
Safina: Tum Kitne Mote Ho Gae Ho? Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho! Safina: Par Main To Maa Banne Wali Ho! Pathan: To Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hu!
Pathan Apni Bivi Ki Kabr Pe Jorjor Se Pankha Chala Ke Ro Raha Tha Kisi Ne Kaha: Itni Mohabbat? Ya Allah Pathan Bola: Marne Wali Kah Gai Thi Meri Kabr Ki Mitti Sukhane Ke Baad Hi Dusra Nikah Karna Pata Nahin Kaun Sala Roj 2 Balti Pani Dal Jata Hai?
Pathan Coffi Shop Men Water Se: Ek Cofi Kitne Ki Hai? Water: Sar 50 Rupaye Pathan: Samne Wali Dukan Par To 1 Rupaye Likha Hai Water: Dhayan Se Padho Cofi Nahin Copy Likha Hai Photostat Ki Dukan Hai Vo
Pathan Coffi Shop Men Water Se: Ek Cofi Kitne Ki Hai? Water: Sar 50 Rupaye Pathan: Samne Wali Dukan Par To 1 Rupaye Likha Hai Water: Abe Dhayan Se Padh Cofi Nahin Copy Likha Hai Photostat Ki Dukan Hai Vo