Santa Newspaper padh raha tha. Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya? Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega. Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.
Santa: Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho! Girl: Mere dad Chinese the. Santa: Wo kaha hai! Girl: Mar gaye. Santa: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!
Santa: agar wo meri nahi hui to.. main usko kisi aur ki nahi hone dunga!! Banta: agar wo teri ho gai to sabko dega??
Santa Banta looking at an Egyptian mummy. Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case! Banta: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai: BC-1760!!
Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga.. Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho? Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the. Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga.. Biwi: ab kya hua… Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!
Santa in art gallery: Is bhayanak tasvir ko aap Modern Art kehte hai? Art dealer: Mere baap tu dimag mat laga… ghar ja… ye aaina hai..!!