Santa: Me bada hokar Air Force me jaunga. Mom: Mujhe kaise pata chalega k ye mere bete ka plane h? Santa:Me guzarte waqt ghar pe BOMB phek dunga :p
Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge SANTA:Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga Patni: Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge SANTA: Jaha b Raho Khush raho
Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the, Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ? SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?