Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages? Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them?
Santa Ne Jeeto Jo Message Kiya Aakhri Peg Chal Raha Hai... Aadhe Ghante Mein Ghar Pahunchta Hu. Agar Nahin Pahuncha Toh Iss Message Ko Dobara Padh Lena!
Banta: What is a wedding tragedy? Santa: To marry a woman for love, and then find out she has no money.
Banta: What is the difference between a shy man and a confident man? Santa: Just around 5 pints of Beers!
Banta: What happened, you look terrible. Santa: Yeah. I am starved. Banta: But why? Santa: Because my wife is dieting!