Santa (Naukar Se) Bola: Ja Ek Chay Lekker A Naukar: Paise To Dijiye Malik Santa: Har Roj Deta Hu Aaj Bina Paise Ke Lekker A Naukar Ne Khali Kap Lakar Rakh Diya Santa Ne Jab Dekha To Kaha: Are Yah Kap To Khali Hai Naukar: Malik Roj Bhara Pite Ho Aaj Khali Hi Sahi
Santa: Beta 2 Bistar Kyon Lagaye? Pappu: Ghar Par 2 Mehman Aane Wale Hain Santa: Kaun Kaun? Pappu: Mammi Ka Bhai Aur Mera Mama Santa: Fir 1 Aur Laga Mera Sala Bhi A Raha Hai
Santa Sote Vakt Skal(Scale) Lekker So Raha Tha Banta: Tu Skal Lekker Kyon So Raha Hai Santa: Main Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki Main Kitna Lamba Sota Hu
Santa: Yaar Yah Surendar Hamesha Kadki Men Rahata Hai Iske Paas Kabhi Paise Nahin Hote Banta: Kyon Kya Vo Tumse Paise Mangta Hai? Santa: Nahin Yaar Jab Bhi Main Magta Hu To Mana Kar Deta Hai
Santa: Doctor Sahib Mujhe Chakkar Aa Rahe Hain! Doctor: Aapko Aaram Ki Sakht Jarurat Hai Nind Ki Goli De Raha Hu Bivi Ko Khila Dena!
Banta: Dost Aur Biwi Men Kya Antar Hai? Santa: Dost Ko Bataya Ja Sakta Hai Ki Tum Mere Sabse Achche Dost Ho Lekin Bivi Ko Nahin Bataya Ja Sakta Ki Tum Meri Sabse Achchi Bivi Ho