Santa: Hello! I'm in the hospital. I got my leg injured at work and Preeti brought me here. Doctors say I might lose my leg. Jeeto: Who's Preeti?
Santa to Bank Manager, "My cheque was returned by your bank with the mark, Insufficient Funds". Manager: Quite right, Sir! Santa: I wanna know whether it refers to mine or the Bank's Funds?
Santa: I take a cold shower every morning and even in winters. Banta: Why brag about it? Santa: Gosh, that's why I take it!
Santa: This is getting really irritating. Banta: What happened? Santa: This is the 10th ATM that I've been to... that has "insufficient funds"!
Salesman: Sir, Cockroach Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? Santa: Nahi, Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte. Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega! The salesman fainted!
Santa while travelling to Scotland. Innkeeper: The room is Rs 1,500 a night. It's 1,000 if you make your own bed. Santa: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood!