In an African Safari, a Lion suddenly pounced on Santa's wife. Jeeto: Shoot him! Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera.
Banta: It is sickening way, my wife keeps talking about her Ex-Husband. Santa: That's nothing. Mine keeps talking about her next husband!
Santa: I always give waiters a tip. Banta: That's nice of you. Santa: But somehow, they never seem to appreciate my advice!
Santa: If something happens to me during the operation, please marry the doctor who operates upon me. Jeeto: Why re you saying such a thing? And why only the same doctor? Santa: Why should the doctor be let off?
Banta: Why didn't you give the secretary's job to that girl who came for interview? Santa: She seemed to be very stupid girl. Banta: How did you infer that she's stupid? Santa: When I asked her to sit, she started looking for a chair!