Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya… Santa: ye 3 mahine me bachha kaise hogaya? Biwi: Aapki shaadi ko kitna time hua? Santa: 3 mahine Biwi: aur meri shaadi ko? Santa: 3 mahina. Biwi: aur bachha kitne time baad hua? Santa: 3 mahine baad. Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye? Santa: ohh terii!vakai 9 mahine ho gaye, time ka pata hi nahi laga
Santa Banta ek sath rajai mein so rahe the. Santa yaar jaldi se koi paad mar kar Rajai ko garam kar do. Banta: Jor lagane lagta hao, Jor lagate-2 uski potti nikal padi aur, Bola le ab taap le maine aag laga di!
Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya. Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya! Santa: Haan ji Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the Ab chhav rahegi
Santa- God 1 kudi chahiye. God- Muslim h to KATRINA KAIF dunga Bania hai to YANA GUPTA Panjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR Bol tera naam kya hai? Santa- Mohammed Santa Singh Agrwaal
1 Aadmi khada chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha Santa use goor se dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola- Bhai sahab ager aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagaun
Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya.. Banta: Kitne Run Banaye? Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya. Banta: Shit Yaar so close!