Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.. Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! Santa- Oye, Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!
Santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road why? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.
Santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? santa didn’t know English, he said “Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight”