Santa: I was drinking at a bar so I took bus home. Banta: So what was the big deal? Santa: That may not seem like a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
Banta: What happened, you look terrible. Santa: Yeah. I am starved. Banta: But why? Santa: Because my wife is dieting!
Santa: See? Math isn't so bad. Pappu: Dad, will I ever use this stuff in real life? Santa: Absolutely, one day, you'll have to help your own child with maths homework!
Santa बस में खड़ा था.. ब्रेक लगी तो एक लड़की पर जा गिरा; लड़की: बत्तमीज़, क्या कर रहे हो ? Santa: Engineering.. और आप ??
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya. Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon? Santa: Nahin yaar, Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.