Teacher: 1 Din aisa ayega jab prithvi pe pani nahi rahega, Sab jeev nasht hojaynge prithvi tabaah hojaygi. Santa: madamji, us din tution ana hai kya?
Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.
Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya Baahar aakar bola O banta, abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he
Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko Goli maarle!
Santa Dials a Number.. A girl received Santa: Hello Kaun? Girl: Main Seeta Santa: O teri!! Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.. Sorry “MAATE”..!!
Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha… Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di. Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya. Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya? Santa: Nahi pakk gaya..!! isliye gir gaya.