Kaju Ki Barfi Pe Chandi Ka Varq Kyon Lagate Hain? Chinese: Wrong question American: No idea Japanese: Don't know . . . . . . Santa: Oye Puthi-Siddhi Da Pata Lag Janda Is Vaaste!
Banta: Why did you paint your lawn blue? Santa: So that 'Google Earth' think I've got a swimming pool!
Banta: Why do they have fences around cemeteries? Santa: Because people are just dying to get in there!
Banta: What happened, why are you so sad? Santa: I don't know, why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong!