Jeeto (angrily): I can't believe it, you forgot my birthday again. How can you do this? Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older. Jeeto cleared her throat, smiled and asked surprisingly, "Jaanu Sachi"!
Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life." Banta: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or a Girlfriend ? Santa: No. It's my wife's first husband!
Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much? Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman!
Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state. Jeeto: Where've you been? Santa: Can't you guess where I've been? Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story!
Banta: What's the matter, Santa - you look terrible. Santa: Yeah. I am starved. Banta: Why? Santa: My wife's dieting!
Banta asks Santa: Why did you run away from operation table. Santa: The nurse was repeatingly saying - don't get nervous, don't be afraid. This is a minor operation. Banta: So what was wrong in it? Santa: She was not speaking to me but to the surgeon!