Banta: I wanted an advice from you. Santa: I tell you, we take advice from the eldest person in our village. You should also do the same. Banta: We haven't got one. Santa: Strange! Banta: Really. We did have one but he died three weeks ago!
Banta: Kindly loan me 2000 bucks. It being Sunday, banks are closed. Santa: Why don't you use an ATM? It's like 24 hour banking. Banta: I don't have that much time!
Banta: What's the similarity between the Indian government and the Pakistan government? Santa: Both don't care for the Indians!
Banta: When is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance? Santa: When they're not at home.