Jeeto: Will you build a Taj Mahal for me after I die? Santa: Darling , I've already purchased a plot in Agra. The delay is at your end!
Santa: It's earth Hour, switch off all lights! Pappu: Papa, there's no electricity since morning. Santa: Never mind, switch off the buttons. At least, we can take the feeling!
A police officer came up to Santa to enquire about a recent crime. Policeman: Where were you between four and six? Santa: Kindergarten!
A down and out beggar walked up to Santa on the street and said, "Sir, I haven't eaten in three days'. Santa: Force yourself or probably consult some good doctor!
Santa and Banta went out to dine and ordered 2 drinks. They then took their sandwiches from their lunch boxes and started to eat. Seeing this, the waiter told them, "Sorry, but you can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" Santa and Banta looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, and exchanged their sandwiches.