Banta: Yaar Agar Koi Bina Danton Ka Kutta Kaat Le To Kya Karna Chahiye? Santa: Bahut Aasan Hai Yaar Bina Sui Ka 'Insecson' Lagwana Chahiye!
Santa: Tum Itni Sardi Men Bahar Kyon Mar Rahi Ho? Jito: Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha Ki Tum Kam Kapadon Men Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho!
Banta: Agar Do Pipal Ke Pedon Ko Ek Rassi Se Bandh Diya Jaye To To Us Rassi Ko Kya Kahenge? Santa: Us Rassi Ko Bolenge "Nokiya - Concting Pipal"!
Santa Ko Ek Lawaris Bandar Mila To Vah Use Pulis Station Lekker Gaya! Inspector Ne Kaha Isko "Chidiya Ghar" Le Jao! Santa Dusre Din Bandar Ke Saath Bas Stap Par Khada Tha! Inspector Ne Dekha To Pucha "Ise Chidiya Ghar Leker Nahin Gee?" Santa: Kal Gaya Tha Khub Ghume Aur Bada Maja Aaya! Aaj "Kutub Minar" Ja Rahe Hain!
Santa Apne Ghar Se Bahar Nikala Ki Achanak Ek Kauve Ne Uske Sar Par Bhet Kar Di! Jito: Tishu Pepar Lekar Bahar I! To Santa Gusse Se Bola "Ab Kiski Saaf Karegi Kauva To Ud Gaya!"
Jito Te.Ve. Par Mach Dekh Rahi Thi! Santa Taiyar Hokar Aya Aur Jito Se Pucha "Darling Main Kaisa Lag Raha Hu?" Tabhi Jito Jor Se Chillai 'Chhakka'!