Banta: Priye Savera Ho Gaya Jago! Pathan: Begam Chand Dhal Gaya Jago! Viliyam: Darling Its Morning Ples Get Up! Santa: Sohanon Ut Jao Tatti-Satti Nahin Karni?
Santa Kangal Hone Par Jito Se Bola "Tum Bachchon Ko Nani Ke Yaha Bhej Do; Aur Tum Apni Maa Ke Pas Chali Jao Mera Kya Hai? Main Sasuraal Chala Jaunga
Jito: Aap Shaadi Ke Baad Se Badal Gaee Ho? Santa: Mainne Tumhen Pahale Hi Bata Diya Tha Ki Mujhe Shadishuda Ladakiyon Me Koi Dilchaspi Nahin Hai
Santa: Agar Tum Isi Tarah Fijul Ka Kharchi Karti Rahin To Ek Din Bhikh Mangne Ki Naubat A Jayegi Jito: Koi Baat Nahin Subah Sham Tumse Paise Mangte-2 Mujhe Bhikh Mangne Ki Practis Ho Gai Hai
Santa Aur Banta Apni Biwion Se Bahut Pareshan The Banta: He Bhagwan Chahe Mujhe Duniya Ki Sari Nafrat De Pareshani Aur Dukh De; Lekin Mujhe Meri Bivi Se Mukti Dila De Santa: Abe Tu Maut Maang Raha Hai Ki Rilayns Men Naukari
Santa Offis Se Ghar Lauta To Apni Bivi Se "Jara Pani To Pila Do"A Jito: Pyas Lagi Hai Kya? Santa: Nahin Sirf Gala Chek Karna Hai Ki Kahin Se Lik To Nahin Ho Raha