Santa: Raja Dasrath Ke 3 Raniyan Thi! Prito: To Kya Hua? Santa: To Main 2 Shadiyan Aur Kar Sakta Hu! Prito: Dropadi Ka Naam Suna Hai? Santa: Tu Bhi N Pagli Hai Dil Par Le Leti Hai!
Pappu: Papa 5 5 Kitne Hote Hain? Santa: Are Ullu Ke Patthe Edit Tujhe Kuch Nahin Aata! Ja Andar Se Calculator Le Ke A Batata Hu!
Medical Professor: Agar Ladki Behoshi Ho Jaye To Uske Hontho Ko Band Kar Do; Aur Uske Fehadon Men Hava Bharo! Aur Fir Uski Chhati Ko Apane Donon Hatho Se Dabate Raho! Aur Koi Prashan? Santa: Sar Ladki Ko Behosh Kis Tarah Karna Hai?
Santa: Are Banta Tumne Mujhe Subah Se Kam Se Kam 200 Misd Calls Ki Hain! Kyon Ki Tune Itne Call? Banta: Vo Isliye Ki Main Tumhen Bahut 'Mis 'Kar Raha Tha!
Santa Ke Sasural Men Saas Ne Use 7 Din Tak Subah-Sham Sag Khilaya! Use 8Ven Din Saas Ne Pucha "Kya Khaoge?" Santa: Aap Mujhe Khet Dikha Do Main Khud Char Aaunga!
Pappu Ek Din Sharab Pikar Ghar Aaya Aur Apane Pita Se Bachne Ke Liye Laptop Khol Ke Baith Gaya; Santa: Pi Ke Aaya Hai Kya? Pappu: Nahi Pita Ji; Santa: To Haramkhor Sutakes Khol Ke Kyon Baitha Hain!