Jito Bajar Jate Hue Boli "Aaj To Aap Bilkul Bandar Lag Rahe Ho?" Santa: Jiske Sath Tere Jaisi Bandari Ja Rahi Ho Vo Sala Kya De.Si. (DC) Lagega?
Pinki: Papa Ek Ladka Bar-Bar "I Lov U" Bolta Hai Main Kya Karu? Santa: Beti Usse Shadi Kar Le Jindagi Men Agar Dubara Bol De To Mera Naam Badal Dena
Air Hostess: Sar Kya Lenge? Santa: Puri-Sabji Khir Aur Laddu Air Hostess: Sar Aap Kingfisher Ke Plan Men Aaye Hain Malya Ji Ke Sharad Men Nahin
Santa: Kaise Aana Hua? Banta: Main Teree Ladkee Ke Liye Rishta Laya Hu Ladki "Bi. Com." (B.Com.) Hai Santa: Ladki Chahe Kisi Bhi Kaum Ki Ho Bas Padhi-Likhi Honi Chahiye
Santa Aur Jito Hamko Ladki Pasand Hai Shadi Kab Karni Hai? Ladki Wale: Abhi To Hamari Ladki Padhai Kar Rahi Hai Santa: To Hamara Ladka Kaun Sa Bachcha Hai Jo Kitab Fad Dega
Jito: Kal Aapne Garlfrend Ke Sath Film Dekhi? Santa: Kya Karen Aaj-Kal Ki Filmen Bivi Bachchon Ya Parivar Ke Sath Dekhne Layak Hi Kahan Hain?