Santa: Parson Meri Bivi Kuen Men Gir Gai! Use Bahut Chote Lagi Aur Vo Bahut Chilla Rahi Thi! Banta: Ab Kaisi Hai Vo? Santa: Ab To Wo Thik Hi Hogi Kyonki Kal Se Kuen Se Koi Aavaj Nahin I!
Premika: Ham Log Do Saal Se Ek Dusre Se Prem Karte Hain Par Kya Tumne Aaj Tak Mujhse Shadi Karne Ke Bare Men Kabhi Socha Hai? Santa: Daras Bat Yah Hai Ki Mujhe Galat Mat Samjhna Parantu Is Bare Men Pahle Mujhe Apni PtNi Se Bat Karni Padegi! Tabhi Main Tumhen Koi Jawab De Sakunga!
Ek Din Santa Kar Men Battry Lagwane Ke Liye Gaya! Karigar Ne Santa Se Puchha "Exid Ki Laga Dun?" Santa Kafi Sochne Ke Baad Bola "Yaar Bar-Bar Kaun Aayega Tu Dono Side Ki Laga De!"
Santa Ne Jito Ko Shadi Se Pahle Bola "Agar Tu Meri N Hui To Main Tujhe Kisi Ki Nahin Hone Dunga!" Jito Jhat Se Boli "Lo Ab Aapki Ho Gayi Ab Sabki Hone Doge?"
Banta: Dava Aur Daru Men Kya Antar Hai? Santa: Dava Garlfrend Ki Tarah Hamesha Expre Det Ke Saath Aati Hai; Aur Daru Bivi Ki Tarah Jitni Purani Hogi Utani Sar Par Chadhati Hai!