Banta: Parivartan Ki Kya Paribhasha Hai? Santa (Shayrana Andaz Men): Jo Kabhi Badalon Ki Garaj Se Dar Kar Lipat Jaati Thi Mujhse Aaj Vah Khud Badalon Se Bhi Jyada Garjati Hai ~ Patniyon Ko Samarpit
Santa: Dekho Ek Mahan Lekhak Ne Kaha Hai 'Pati Ko Bhi Ghar Ke Mamle Me Bolne Ka Hak Hona Chahiye'a Jito: Dekho Wo Bechara Bhi Sirf Likh Paya Kah Nahin
Techer: Skool Kya Hai? Bahut Hi Shandar Jawab Mila Banti: Skool Wo Jagah Hai Jaha Par Hamare Baap Ko Luta Jata Hai Aur Hamen Kuta Jata Hai
Pappu: Papa Apki Shaadi Ho Gayi! Santa: Ha! Pappu: Kis Se Hui! Santa: Bevkuf Teri Mammi Se! Pappu: Wah Papa Ghar Men Hi Setting Kar Li!
Santa: Meri Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna! Jindagi Men Kuchh Mile N Mile Ek Chij Hamesha Hak Se Maang Lena! Banta: Woh Kya? Santa: Panipuri Khane Ke Baad Sukhi Puri!
College Ke Pahle Din Santa Ek Ladki Se "Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?" Ladki: Mujhe Sab Didi Kahte Hain! Santa: Kya Baat Hai Mujhe Sab Jija Ji Kahte Hain!