Pappu: Ek Manfors Dena Kemist: Tum To Santa Ji Ke Bete Ho Na? Pappu: Ankal Mentos Bola "Mentos" Ek Do Vik Bhi De Dena Gala Kharab Hai Dawa Ka Nam Bhi Nahin Nikal Raha Thik Se..!
Pappu: Papa Aapke Liye Ek Khushkhabri Hai Santa: Kya? Pappu: Aapne Kaha Tha N Ki Agar Main Paas Ho Gaya To Gadi Dilwaoge Santa: Ha Pappu: Paise Bach Gae Aapke
Pappu: Pita Ji Mujhe Dhol Kharid Dijie N Santa: N Beta Tu Dhol Bajakar Mujhe Tang Kiya Karega Pappu: Nahin Pita Ji Main Tab Bajaunga Jab Aap So Jaya Karenge
Banta: Yaar Sasural Me Damaad Ki Ijjat Sabse Jyada Kyon Hoti Hai? Santa: Kyonki Vo Jante Hain Ki Yah Vah Mahan Aadmi Hai Jisne Unke Ke Ghar Ke Tufan Ko Sambhal Ke Rakha Hai
Santa Balakani Men Khada Masti Men Ga Raha Tha "Panch Banon Udata Firun Mast Gagan Men Aaj Main Aazaad Ho Duniya Ke Chaman Men"A Tabhi Rasoi Men Se Jito Ki Avaj I "Ghar Men Hi Udo Samne Wali Mayke Gai Hai"