Classic Insult: Jeeto to her hubby, "Please give me Rs. 2,000/-, I want to go to a Beauty Parlour." Santa looked at her from top to bottom and then gave her Rs. 10,000/-!
Pappu: Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please? Santa: I don't know. No body has ever lived that long yet!
Banta: Did you you go to the doctor for your ailment? Santa: Yes, I did. Banta: Did he find out what you had? Santa: Very nearly. Banta: What do you mean, very nearly? Santa: Well, I had 450 bucks and he charged me 400!
A worried Santa to the local police, "I've been getting threatening letters in the mail". That's against the law, isn't it?" "It certainly is", the Inspector replied. "Do you know who's been writing them?" "Yeah', replied Santa. "My girlfriend's husband!"
Santa: Our new neighbour is an "Aam Aadmi Party" member. Banta: How do you know that? Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!
Santa: I take a cold shower every morning and even in winters. Banta: Why brag about it? Santa: Gosh, that's why I take it!