Santa: Why do you spend so much money on food? Jeeto: Sorry, but you and the kids won't eat anything else!
Santa: We ran into our neighbours yesterday. All my wife's fault. Banta (confused): Wife's fault? Santa: Actually, she was driving!
Santa: My mistress is well pissed off with me after last night. Banta: What happened? Santa: I got really drunk and ended up waking up in the wrong house. My wife was glad to see me, though...
Santa walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a glass of Less, please?" "I'm sorry sir", the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?" Santa: I've no idea... the thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink 'LESS'!
Santa: What's the matter, today you're getting a lot of "I love you" messages. Banta: Bhaji, I am not that lucky. Today I brought my wife's mobile!
Santa: O!!! So you want to become a farmer? You'll need sheep, chickens... herd of cows? Banta: Of course, I've heard of cows!