Banta: Your cousin, who was trying so hard to get a Government job, what is he doing now? Santa: He's doing nothing. He got the government job!
Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot. Banta: How come? Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!
The security guard saluted Santa when he checked out of the hotel. Santa: Take these 100 rupees. Guard: Thank you, Sir! Santa: "Thank you" baad me bolna, mujhe khulle chahiye, 50-50 ke do note hain?
Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes. Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!
Banta: You have got a double-chin. Santa: It's not my fault. Banta: How come? Santa: When God was giving out chins, I thought he said Gin. So I said, I'll have a double!
Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office. Banta: Wow! You lucky dog. Santa: Hardly. Banta: Why? Santa: They're all like "read only" files!