Santa to his friend's son, "Where have you been for the last 4 years? "At college, taking medicine." Santa: And did you finally get well?
Santa: I am unable to sleep. Doctor: Try a cosy bed, a dim light and light music. Santa: How is this all possible in office?
Santa: Some grey bearded man is using my name and distributing Christmas presents. Banta: You mean, Santa Claus? Santa: Yes. I can't distribute gifts but can only spread happiness and laughter! Merry Christmas!