Jeeto: Why do you wear specs whenever I come come? Santa: The doctor told me to wear them whenever I see signs of headache!
Santa: What did you do with the money you robbed from the bank? Banta: I deposited it in the same bank!
Banta: If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would you save? Santa: Of course, the tiger. Banta: But why? Santa: Very few are left!
Santa: I've come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday. Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car? Santa: My wife!
Santa: Off late, I have been having a lousy luck. Surinder: What happened? Santa: My best friend, Banta ran away without my wife!