Banta went on a trip to Goa that was part work, part vacation. He fell so in love with the place that he emailed his friend, Santa, "Catch next plane out. Bring my wife and your mistress". Santa emailed back, "Your wife and I arriving tomorrow 4:30 PM. How long have you know about us?"
Santa went to a store on 15th August to buy some liquor. Shopkeeper: Sorry Sir, it's a "Dry Day" today. Santa: You must come out of the shop and see that's it's been raining since morning. How can it be a dry day!
Santa walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Was I in here last night?" "You certainly were", replies the bartender. "And did I spend a lot of money?" Santa asked. "You spent over Rs. 10000", replies the bartender. "Thank god for that", says Santa, "I thought I'd wasted it"!
Santa was challaned and he was asked to appear in court. Judge: The traffic officer says you got sarcastic with him. Santa: But I didn't intend to be. He talked to me like my wife does, and I forget myself and answered, "Yes, my dear!"
Banta: Did you ever hear from your neighbour who borrowed Rs 5000 from you? Santa: Every night. He used the money for a down payment on a TV set!