Santa: Doctor, my wife is running a temperature. Doctor: Is she hot? Santa: Well, with a little make-up and short shirt...
Santa: After watching "Bhaag Milkha Bhaag" last night, I had a disturbed sleep. Banta: What happened? Santa: This morning I dreamed someone was shouting, "On your marks, get set, go!" And I woke up with a start!
Santa: The man who invented the clock was a genius. Banta: Why? Santa: I mean, how did he know that what time it was!
Santa got home pretty late at night. Jeeto: How many drinks have you had? Santa: I don't know. I'm an alcoholic, not an accountant!
Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?" Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!
Santa: Last night, I was way too drunk to drive home. Banta: So what did you do? Santa: I drove to another party!