santa banta jokes

Jeeto yelled at Santa, "You're gonna be really SORRY. I'm going to LEAVE you!"
Santa: Make up your mind. Which is it gonna be?

Bar owner: You can't stand here. You're blocking the fire exit.
Santa: Don't worry. If there's a fire, I won't be standing here!

Banta: I was sorry to hear you cremated your mother last week.
Santa: We had to. She was dead!

Santa gets home from a visit to the dentist. His wife asks in concern, `Does your tooth still hurt?`
Santa:I don't know he kept it.

Banta: Where did you get that umbrella?
Santa: It was a gift from sister.
Banta: You never had any sister.
Santa: I know - but that's what's engraved on the handle!

Banta: Why did God make alcohol?
Santa: So that the Punjabis wouldn't take over the world!