Santa: Mere Se Aaj Buhut Galti Ho Gayi. Banta: Kya Hua? Santa: Meri Saali Do Kutte Ke Pille Lekar Aayi Thi. Maine Usse Jeeto Ke Saamne Keh Diya - Ek 'Puppy' Mujhe De Do!
Santa dialled a phone number. A computerizd female voice said, "Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai". Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai, Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!
Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet. Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?
Banta: Santa, Tere Ko Kisi Se Pyaar Hua Hai? Santa: Haan Yaar, Par Woh Maanti Hi Nahi. Banta: Kya Kehti Hai? Santa: Kehti Hai - I love you 2. Pata Nahi Saala Yeh Doosra Kaun Hai!
Santa: Let me see your report card. Pappu: I don't have it. Santa: Why not? Pappu: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.