Santa Gulabo Ke Ghar Par Jakar Darvaja Khatkhata Gulabo Boli 'Kaun Hai?' Santa Bola 'Main' Gulabo Boli 'Main Kaun?' Santa: Lo Bolo Ullu Ki Patthi Tu Gulabo Aur Kaun?
Pulis Santa Ke Ghar Ki Talashi Lene Pahunche Aur Kaha "Hamen Khabar Mili Hai Ki Tumhare Ghar Men Visfotak Samagri Hai" Santa Ne Jawab Diya "Ha Khabar To Pakki Hai Lekin Vo Abhi Mayke Gayi Hai"
Santa: Main Jito Ki Vajah Se Nark Jaunga Mujhe Roj Jhut Bolna Padta Hai Banta: Kyon? Santa: Roj Taiyar Hokar Puchti Hai Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
Jito: Itni Sharab Na Piya Karo Tumhari Saanso Tak Se Badbu Aati Hai Yahi Haal Raha To Tumhen Nark Me Bhi Jagah Nahin Milegi Santa: Tu Meri Chinta Mat Kar Main Saanse To Yahin Par Chhodkar Jaunga
Santa Aur Banta Ko Adivasio Ne Pakad Liya Aur Unhen Apane Mukhiya Ke Paas Le Gaye Mukhiya Bola "In Sabko Bandi Bana Do" Santa Bahana Banate Hue Bola "Nahin Mere Ko Aap Banda Hi Rahne Do"
Santa: Teri Bivi Ko English Aati Hai Kya? Banta : Nahin Vah Ganv Ki Hai Santa: Achchha Meri To Parsanal Hai