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Pappu 15 Minat Men Hi Peper Chhod Kar Chalne Laga Techer: Kya Hua Peper Nahin Aata Kya? Pappu: Vo Baat Nahin Hai Mujhe Agale Peper Ki Taiyari Karni Hai
Techer: Agar Tumhara Irada Pakka Ho To Jo Tum Hasil Karna Chahte Ho Vo Jarur Milta Hai Pappu: Bilkul Nahin Mis Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Meri Mis Nahin Misija Hoti