Techer: Ise Pura Karo! 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi ____ Chali? Pappu: 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Tedi Tedi Chali? Techer: Oye! Tujhe Pata Nahin Iska Jawab? Pappu: Aapke Sath To Maine Fir Bhi Lihaaj Kar Liya Nahin To 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Chal Bhi Nahin Sakti!
Pappu: Papa Agar Aapko 10 Aur 5 Rupaye Raste Men Pade Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Not Uthaoge? Santa: 10 Rupaye Ka! Pappu: Isliye Aap Par Jok Bante Hai Donon Bhi To Utha Sakte The!
Pappu Jito Se Pitne Ke Baad Santa Se: Papa Kabhi Aap Afrika Gae Ho? Santa: Nahin Pappu Beta! Pappu: Fir Itni Khaufnaak Item Kahan Se Le Aaye!
Pappu: Papa Mecdonals Chalen? Santa: Beta Chalte Hai Pahle Mecdonals Ke Spelling Bata! Pappu (Thodi Der Soch Kar): Papa `Ke Eff Si` Chalte Hain!
Techer: Agar Duniya Ki Sari Aurton Ke Chehare Ek Jaise Hote To Kya Hota? Pappu: Hona Kya Tha Sar Gais Silender Ki Tarah Aaj Iske Ghar Kal Uske Ghar!
Techer: Agar Duniya Ki Sari Aurton Ke Chahre Ek Jaise Hote To Kya Hota? Pappu: Hona Kya Tha Sar Gais Silender Ki Tarah Aaj Iske Ghar Kal Uske Ghar!