Guru: Bachchoonbir Rahim Aur Mera Ka Koi Doha Sunao! Pappu: Ganga Ke Ghat Pe Ghatna Ghati Gambhir Rahim Le Gaya Mera Ki Pappi Aur Fas Gae Sant Kabir!
Guddi: Plees Mujhe Kuchh Achchhe Masaj Bhejo! Pappu: Main Padhai Kar Raha Hu! 2 Minat Bad: Guddi: Kya Hua Aur Bhejo N?
Shikshak: Batao `I Lov U`` Ka Aavishkar Kis Desh Men Hua? Pappu: Chaina Men! Shikshak: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Ismen Sare Chinies Gun Hain Sar! N Koi Garanti N Koi Varanti! Chale To Chand Tak N Chale To Shaam Tak!
Ek Ladki Ne Chhote Bachche Ke Gaal Par Kis Ki! Ladki: Oh Maaf Karna Tumhare Gaal Par Lipstic Lag Gai! Pappu: Kuchh Achchha Karne Se Agar Daag Lagte Hain To Daag Ache Hai!
Ek Ladaki Ne Chhote Bachche Ke Gaal Par Kis Ki! Ladaki: Oh Maaf Karna Tumhare Gaal Par Lipstic Lag Gai! Pappu: Kuchh Achchha Karne Se Agar Daag Lagte Hain To Daag Ache Hai!