Pappu Class Men Hans Raha Tha! Ek Ladka Bola: Khade Ho Jao? Kaun Ho Tum? Pappu: Tum Kaun Ho? Ladaka: Main Moniter Hu? Pappu: To Fir Main Si.Pe.Yu. Hu!
Pappu Ko Hath Ke Nakhun Khane Ki Aadat Thi! Uske Matapita Ne Usko Ramdev Ke Pas Bheja! Aur Ab Pappu . . . Pairon Ke Nakhun Bhi Khata Hai!
Techer: Tum Kis Liye College Aate Ho? Pappu: Vidya Ki Khatir! Techer: To Ab Son Kyon Rahe Ho? Pappu: Aaj Vidya Nahin I Sar!
Skool Ke Pichhe Nadi Men Principal Doob Raha Tha! Pappu Ne Dekha Aur Jor Jor Se Chillate Huye Bhaga! . . . Kal Chutti Hai! Kal Chutti Hai!
Jito: Beta Tum Apni Nayi Pant Pahan Kar Kichad Men Kyon Gir Gae! Pappu: Kyonki Mujhe Use Utarne Ka Samay Hi Nahin Mila!