Maa: Pappu Jo Bachche Jhut Bolte Hai Jante Ho Unka Kya Hota Hai? Pappu: Bas Men Aadha Kiraya Lagta Hai!
Pappu: Aaj Madam Ne Ek Sawal Puchha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe Hi Pata Tha! Santa: Mera Pyara Beta Kya Sawal Tha? Pappu: Sawal Tha! Is Blackboard Ke Paas Susu Kisne Kiya Hai?
Pappu Apni Mammi Se Maar Kha Kar Ghar Ke Bahar Baitha Hua Tha! Santa: Beta Kya Hua? Pappu: Aapki Patni Ke Sath Ab Meri Nahin Nibhegi!
Santa: Aaj Ke Test Men Pappu Tumhare Kitne Nambar Aaye Hain? Pappu: Bhaiya Se 20 Nambar Kam! Santa: Bhaiya Ke Kitne Nambar Aaye Hain? Pappu: Ji 20!
Ganit Ka Techer: Jab Main Tumhare Jitna Tha To Mere Ganit Men 100 Ank Aate The! Pappu: Aate Honge Sar! Aapko Jarur Koi Achcha Ticher Padhata Hoga!
Techer: Yah Kisake Hastakshar Hain @@@@@@ Pappu: Yah Mere Pitaji Ke Hastakshar Hain! Techer: Aise Kaise! Pappu: Vah Jalebi Banate Hain Haath Aise Hi Chalte Hain!