Pappu Peper Dete Samay: A Ve Ho Gaya A Ve Ho Gaya A Ve Ho Gaya . . . Aur Result Aane Par: O Teri A Ki Ho Gaya
Ladaki: Main Tumhare Liye Aag Pe Chal Sakti Hu Aur Nadi Men Kood Sakti Hu Pappu: Main Bhi Tumse Bahut Pyar Karta Hu Kya Tum Mujhse Abhi Milne Aa Sakti Ho? Ladaki: Pagal Ko Kya Itni Dhup Men
Adhyapak: Tum Log Roj 8 Ghante Soya Karo Pappu: Asambhav Hai Sar Adhyapak: Wo Kyon? Pappu: Kyonki Skool To Sirf 6 Ghante Ke Liye Hota Hai
Banti: Yaar Tumne Skool Aana Kyon Chhod Diya? Pappu: Maine Apne Pita Ji Ko Kahte Suna Tha Ki Ek Jagah Barbar Jane Se Ijjat Kam Ho Jati Hai
Garlfrend: Janu Kal Mera Barthde Hai Mujhe Kya Gift Doge? Pappu: Kya Chahiye? Garlfrend: Ring (Ring)A Pappu: Ring Dunga Par Uthana Mat Balence Bahut Kam Hai
Adhyapika: Pappu Ek Kahani Sunao Jiska Koi Naitik Ho Pappu: Maine Usko Fon Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi Fir Usne Mujhe Fon Kiya Main So Raha Tha Madam Aur Iska Naitik Hai . .. Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni