Pappu: Yaar Aajkal To Ghor Kalyug Hai Banti: Ab Kya Kahar Dha Gaya? Pappu: Ab Dekho: Ram Ne Dhanush Toda To Sita Aayi; Arjun Ne Teer Chalaye To Draupadi Aayi; Krishna Ne Bansi Bajai To Radha Aayi; Aur Hamne Jo Siti Bajai To Vo Sali Papa Ko Bula Layi
Adhyapika: Pappu Tum Kaksha Men Kis Liye Aate Ho? Pappu: Vidhya Ke Liye Sar Adhyapika: To Aaj Tum Kaksha Men So Kyon Rahe Ho Pappu: Sar Aaj Vidhya Nahin I
Pappu: Maine Aaj Ek Dukandar Se Salon Ka Badla Le Liya Banti: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Maine Us Se Parleji Biskut Ka Paiket Kharida Aur Jab Dukandaar Ne Mujhse Paise Mange To Maine Use Panch Aclyers (Eclairs) Din Aur Kaha "Chhuttee Nahin Hain"A
Bas Men Ek Jawan Ladki Khadi Thi Pappu Ne Dekha Aur Khada Hokar Bola "Aap Meri Jagah Par Baith Jaaye"A Ladaki Ne Yah Sunkar Use Jor Se Ek Jhapad Laga Diya "Bhalai Ka To Jamana Hi Nahin Hai Aajkal" Yah Kah Kar Pappu Rote Hue Dobara Apne Papa Ki God Men Jakar Baith Gaya
Pappu Ki Desi Garlfrend "Macdonald Chalen? Pappu Thoda Chalak Banta Hua "Speling Bol Fir Chalenge"A Garlfrend: Ek Kaam Kar KFC Chalte Hain Pappu: KFC Ki Full Form Bata Fir Chalenge Garlfrend Gusse Men Boli "Rahne De Kutte Kulche Chane Hi Khila De"A
Pariksha Men Adhyapak Ne Nakal Karne Ki Ijajat De Di Aur Usane Kaha Bahar Ye Mat Kahna Ki Maine Nakal Karne Diya Tha . . . . . . Shararti Pappu: Na Ji Na Ham Kahenge Ki Adhyapak To Bahut Sakht Tha Kutte Ne Hilne Bhi Nahin Diya Mar Jaye Sala