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Pappu Apni Garlfrend Ko Leker Resturent Men Gaya Water: Kya Lenge? Garlfrend: Sabji Wali Roti Water: Kya? Pappu: Gav Ki Hai Vaj Pijja Mang Rahi Hai
Pappu Apni Naraz Garlfrend Ko Manane Ke Bad Bola "Jaan Kaho To Tumhare Liye Chand Tare Tod Laun? Garlfrend Halki Si Muskurai Aur Boli "Fir Se Kardi Tune Fuddu Gallan(Baten) Shuru"
Sabhi Bachche Ek Ladki Ko Ghasitkar Skool Le Ja Rahe The Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Dekha To Bola "Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud Scul Jayegi" Pappu: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Adhyapika Hai Jo Roj Skool Ke Bahane Se Det Par Bhag Jati Hai
Pappu Ek Kala Aur Ek Safed Juraab Pahankar Skool Gaya Adhyapak: Ghar Jao Aur Moje Badalkar Aao Pappu: Koi Fayda Nahin Vahan Bhi Ek Kala Aur Ek Safed Hai