Professor: Galib Ki Aarju Thi Ki Mahbuba Ki Julfon Se Sharab Ke Katre Tapken Aur Wo Un Katron Ko Halak Men Utar Le Pappu: Sar Agar Un Men Juen Hoti To Galib Vo Bhi Halak Men Utar Lete? Professor: Galib Ki Yah Arju Apani Mahbuba Se Thi Teri Bebe Kolo Nahin
Adhyapak Ne Pappu Se Puchha "Beta Tumhari Umra Kya Hai?" Pappu: Ji Ghar Men 14; Skool Men 13; Tren Men 9; Aur Fesbuk Par 19 Saal Ka Hu
Pappu: Sister Mujhe 1 Bottal Blad De Do Nars: Blad Grup Batao? Pappu: Koi Bhi Chalega Nars: Koi Bhi Kaise Chalega? Pappu: Garlfrend Ko Lav Letter Likhna Hai
Santa: Nalayak Itni Raat Ko Kahan Se A Raha Hai? Pappu: Apni Garlfrend Se Milne Gaya Tha Santa: Kis Liye? Pappu: Ha Papa 78 Kis To Le Hi Liye
Garlfrend Pappu Ko Chidhane Ke Liye Boli "Dekho Vo Ladaka Meri Taraf Dekh Ke Muskura Raha Hai Pappu: Yah To Kuch Bhi Nahin . .. ... Jab Maine Pahli Baar Teri Shakl Dekhi Thi To Tin Din Tak Apni Hansi Nahin Rok Paya Tha
Pappu Apni Padosion Ke Ladaki Ko "I Lav Yu"A Ladaki: Main Kisi Aur Se Pyar Karta Hu Pappu Udas Ho Gaya Aur Fir Achanak Bhagne Laga Aur Bola "Teri Mammi Ko Bataunga"A Ladaki: Ruk Ja Kamine I Lav Yu To (I Love You Too!)A