Pappu: Maine Apni Garlfrend Ko Chumban Ke Liye Agrah Kiya! Tumhe Malum Hai Usne Kya Jawab Diya? Banti: Ladagar Ke Gussa Ho Gayi Kya? Pappu: Nahin Yaar Usne Kaha 'Karlo'!
Adhyapika: Agar Ek Aam Ke Ped Par 10 Kele Lage Hain Aur Unamen Se Hamne 7 Amrud Tod Liye To Kitne Angur Bache? Pappu: Madam 9 Hathi Bache Adhyapika: Vah Tumhen Kaise Pata Chala? Pappu: Madam Kyonki Main Aaj Khane Men Gobhi Ki Sabji Laya Hu Kahani Ka Naitik: Roj Brush Karo Varna Petrol Mahanga Ho Jayega!
Adhyapika: Beta Batao Ki "Shi Ij Kiding" (She Is Kidding) Ki Hindi Kya Hogi? Pappu: Itna Aasan Iski Hindi Hogi . .. ... "Vo Bachche De Rahi Hai"!
Pappu Apni Garlfrend Se "Main Tumse Pyar Karta Hu Aur Shadi Karna Chahta Hu Ladaki: Apni Shakl Dekhi Hai Pappu: Dekhi Hai Tabhi To Tere Paas Aaya Hu Varna Katrina Kaif Ke Pas Jata!
Pappu: Tumhari Aankhen Kitni Hasin Hain Garlfrend: Chhodo Na Pappu: Tumhare Bal Kitne Khubsurat Hain Garlfrend: Chhodo Na Pappu: Tumhare Gaal Kitne Gulabi Hain Garlfrend: Chhodo Na Pappu: Are Itni Der Se Lambilambi To Chhod Raha Hun
Banti: Yaar Bata Sar Ka Maisej Aaya Hai Ki Aaj Se Atirikt (Extra) Class Lagegi Kya Karu? Pappu: Masaj Sending Feld (Sandesh Bhejane Men Vifal) Likhkar Bhej De!