Pappu: Janu Ab Tum Pahle Se Badal Gai Ho! Garlfrend: Wo Kyon? Pappu: Ab Main Tumhen Kis Karta Hun To Tum Aakhe Nahin Band Karti! Garlfrend: Haramkhor Pichhali Bar Band Ki Thi To Mere Pers Se 500 Rupaye Gayab The!
Adhyapika: Ek Din Aisa Aayega Jab Prithvi Par Pani Nahin Rahega Sabhi Jiv Jantu Mar Jaayenge Aur Prithvi Tabah Ho Jayegi! Pappu: Madam Ji Us Din Tiusan Padhne Aana Hai Kya?
Santa: Yah Ladki Kaun Hai? Pappu: Papa Yah Meri Garlfrend Hai! Agale Din... Santa: Ab Yah Ladki Kaun Hai? Pappu: Rishta Vahi Item Nai!
Pappu (Sone Se Pahle) "Dadi Is Ghar Men Ham 5 Log Rahte Hain Na Papa Mama Main Didi Aur Aap?" Dadi: Teri Shadi Hogi To 6 Ho Jayenge! Pappu: Didi Ki Shadi Hogi To Fir 5 Ho Jayenge? Dadi: Tera Bachcha Hoga Fir 6 Ho Jayenge! Pappu: Aap Maroge To Fir 5 Ho Jayenge? Dadi: So Ja Haramjade!
Pappu Ko Pariksha Men 0 Nambar Mile To Santa Ne Dant Kar Pucha "Yah Kya Hai?" Pappu: Madam Ji Ke Paas 'Star' Khatam Ho Gae The To Unhonne Ab 'Planet' Dena Shuru Kar Diya Hai!
College Ki Galiyon Men Ajib Khel Hota Hai; Class Ke Bahane Dilon Ka Mel Hota Hai; Not Ki Jagah Lav Latter Exchange Hota Hai; Isiliye To Pappu Har Saal Feel Hota Hai!