Pappu: Main Tumse Pyar Karta Hu Main Tumhare Bina Mar Jaunga; Mit Jaunga Janam Main Tere Pyar Me Fanna Ho Jaunga Garlfrend: Hamm . .. ... Dekh Lo Jaisa Tumhen Thik Lage
Adhyapak: Jis Aadmi Ke Donon Hath N Ho Use Hindi Aur English Me Kya Kahenge? Pappu: Hindi Men 'Thakur' Aur Inglish Men "Hands Free"A
Adhyapika: Tum Kal Skool Kyon Nahin Aa? Pappu: Gir Gaya Tha Lag Gai Thi Adhyapika: Kahan Gire Kahan Lagi? Pappu: Takiye Par Gira Tha Aur Aankh Lag Gai Thi
Banti Ne Pappu Ko Thappad Mara Pappu: Ye Tune Majak Men Mara Ya Serius Hokar? Banti: Serius Hokar Pappu: Fir Thik Hai Varna Mujhe Aisa Majak Bilkul Pasand Nahin Hai
Banti : Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Hai Fir Tujhe Ab Tak Dadhimmunch Kyon Nahin I? Pappu: Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maan Par Gaya Hun
Pappu Det (Date) Par Gaya Ek Achchhi Si Jagah Par Khana Khane Ke Baad Apni Garlfrend Se Bola "Main Kuch Kahna Chahta Hun Tum Naraj To Nahin Hogi?" Garlfrend Nahin Aap Kaho N Kya Kahna Hai Pappu: Bill Aadhadha Kar Len