Pappu Apni Nai Gav Ki Garlfrend Se "Achchha Kya Logi Tum?" Garlfrend: Jo Tum Kaho! Pappu: Water Jara 'Minu' Lana! Garlfrend: Aaj To Main Bhi 'Minu' Khaungi!
Adhyapika: Beta Batao Jaan Kahan Se Nikalati Hai? Pappu: Khidaki Se! Adhyapika: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Kal Didi Ek Ladake Se Kah Rahi Thi "Jaan Khidaki Se Nikal Jao!"
Adhyapak: Kal Skool Kyon Nahin Aa? Pappu: Sar Mujhe Bard Flu Ho Gaya Tha! Adhyapak: Bard Flu To Murgiyon Ko Hota Hai! Pappu:Aap Har Roj Mujhe Murga Jo Banate The!
Pappu: Usko Pane Ke Liye Main Bhagwan Se Bhi Lad Padata! Banti: Fir Jagadde Kyon Nahin? Kisne Roka Tha? Pappu: Maine Socha Ki Vakat Kharab Chal Raha Hai Bhagwan Se Panga Lena Thik Nahin!
Adhyapak: Sut N Kapas Julaahon Men Latthamalat! Is Kahaavat Men Julahon Ki Tulna Tum Kisse Kar Sakte Ho? Pappu: Ji Bhartiy Janta Parti Men "Pi Em" Pad Ke Davedaron Se!
Adhyapak: Manlo Tumhara Dost Aur Tumhari Garlfrend Ek Kashti Men Savar Hain Aur Dubne Lagte Hain Batao Tum Kise Bachaoge? Pappu: Kisi Ko Nahin Marne Do Donon Ko! Adhyapak: Kyon? Pappu: Sale Donon Ek Sath Ek Kashti Men Kar Kya Rahe The?