Jito: Itni Raat Ko Kaha Gae The? Pappu: Apni Garlfrend Se Milne! Jito: Kis Liye? Pappu: Han 'Maa' Bahut Kis Liye!
Santa: Beta Tum To Feel Ho Gae Maine To Kaha Tha N Ki Agar Tum Barahavin Paas Ho Jaoge To Main Tumhen Motercacil Dilaunga! Pappu: Mujhe Pata Hai Papa! Santa: Fir Tum Fal Kaise Ho Gae? Pappu: Main Motercacil Chalana Sikh Raha Tha!
Pappu: Papa Aaj Mujhe Ek Ladke Ne Mara! Santa: Kya Tum Use Pahchan Sakte Ho? Pappu: Han Papa Main Uska Dant Sath Laya Hun!
Adhyapak: Vo Tin Shabd (Vardas) Batao Jo Sabse Jyada Bole Jate Hain? Pappu: Mujhe Nahin Pata! Adhyapak: Shabas Beta Baith Jao!
Jito: Pappu Ye Kya Bana Rahe Ho? Pappu: Maa Bhagwan Ka Chitra! Jito: Lekin Yah To Koi Nahin Janta Ki Bhagwan Dekhne Men Kaise Hain? Pappu: Ab Dekhna Sabko Malum Ho Jayega!
Pappu: Mama Aapne Gamle Men Jo Paudha Lagaya Tha Vo Abhi Tak Badha Hi Nahin! Jito: Achchha Tumhen Kaise Pata? Pappu: Kyonki Main Use Roj Ukhadakar Dekhta Hun!