pappu jokes

Pappu: Fruit Wale Bhaiyya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.
Fruit Wala: Ah 'Potatoes Fever' Ki Hunda Hai?
Pappu: Oh My God! You Illiterate People, Potatoes Fever Means 'Aaloo Bukhara'!

Girlfriend: Maine 5 Kilo Weight Lose Kiya Hai.
Pappu: Wow! You are such a loser!

Bunty: What is the difference between a girl's argument and a knife?
Pappu: A has a point!

Pappu: I love you.
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!

Pappu: I think I should have a new pet or a new girlfriend.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: I'm running out of passwords!

Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Bunty: What?
Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy!