Santa: Aur Beta Tumhara Imtihan Kaisa Hua? Pappu: Unhonne Aise Sawaal Pucche Jo Mujhe Pata Hi Nahin The Santa: To... Pappu: To Maine Bhi Aise Jawab Likh Diye Jo Unko Nahin Pata Honge
Techer: Desh Ke Sabse Imaandar Pulis Wale Kahan Par Paye Jate Hain? Pappu: "Savdhan India" Aur "Crime Petrol" Men
Techer: Usane Kapade Dhoe Aur Use Kapade Dhone Pade In Donon Vakyon Men Antar Batao? Pappu: Sar Pahle Vakya Se Vyakti Ke Avivahit Hone Aur Dusre Se Uske Vivahit Hone Ka Pata Chalta Hai
Jito: Ye Kamre Ki Itni Gandi Halat Kyon Banaai Hui Hai? Pappu: Main Acting Ki Practice Karta Hu Yaha Jito: Kaisi Acting? Pappu: Man
Pappu: Sar Main Aapki Beti Se 15 Saal Se Pyar Karta Hu Ladki Ka Pita: Achchha Ab Kya Chahte Ho? Pappu: Shadi Ladki Ka Pita: Thank God! Maine Socha Shayad Tum Pension Chahte Ho
Jito: Beta Tum To Padhane Men Bade Hoshiyar Ho Fir Tution Wale Ko Rakhne Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Pappu: Maa Tum Bhi To Ghar Ka Kaam Karne Men Hoshiyar Ho Fir Kaam Wali Bai Ko Rakhne Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Fir Kya... De Chappal... De Chappal